The Best Photographer Quotes

Photographer: No! For God sakes.
Bree: What's wrong now?
Photographer: Once again, The concept is, sweetie, you're taking the pie out of the oven, your face aglow with surprise.
Bree: Why am I surprised?
Photographer: Because it turned out so perfectly.
Bree: That's no surprise. My pies are always perfect.
Photographer: All right. It's your best pie ever. You've topped yourself.
Bree: And I know this before I've tasted it?
Photographer: Sweetie, just make whatever face you want. I just think you'll sell more cookbooks if you don't look like you just made love to an ice cube.