The Best Rachel Kaplan Quotes

Dr. Gregory House: [about a couple's baby] She's doing better.
Rachel: Oh, thank God.
Dr. Gregory House: Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics.

Joel: [to House about their baby] We're good parents. We fed her whenever she was hungry.
Rachel: Big meals. We had no idea that diet was so bad for her.
Joel: The nutritionist said it had everything she needed!
Dr. Gregory House: The kid who stacks the free-range grapefruit in your health food store is not a nutritionist.