The Best Radio Announcer Quotes

Radio: [after he announces everything about the castaways] In business news, the stock market rose...
Thurston: [the Professor turns the radio off, but he jumps up and grabs the radio] *Don't* shut that off! That's the best part!

Radio: ...and still the phenomenon remains unexplained, except for the reports that now come in of similar occurrences here in the United States and elsewhere. At two o'clock this afternoon, a dark cloud suddenly appeared over a street in Dallas, Texas. The mayor of West Berlin verified the fact that a rectangular area over the Berlin Wall has suddenly gone dark. In Budapest, European newspapermen passed over censorship an article about several square blocks, including a political prison, which were suddenly thrown into darkness early this morning. In Birmingham, Alabama... an area in Shanghai... the entire northern section of Vietnam... a section of Chicago, Illinois... the darkness continues to make itself known.