The Best Ralphie Quotes

[from trailer]
Ralphie: [asking about Robert's hurt hand] What happened?
Robert: I hit it on something stupid.

Ralphie: It's me, Mr. McCall. It's Ralphie. You said not to leave anybody behind.
[lifting him off the floor]
Ralphie: "Buck-ninety" my ass!

Ralphie: I'm not strong enough.
Robert: Don't doubt yourself, son. Doubt kills.