The Best Refried Beans Quotes

Indian: We choose the more pleasant thing!
Ice: Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
Frank: No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
Brenda: Oh Frank. What are you doing?
Refried: You, senor, have no bedside manner!
Frank: What? I have bedside manner!
Frozen: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
Sauerkraut: You intolerant piece of shit!

[Douche seeing that Brenda, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Jr. and Teresa have vanished and turns to Tequila]
Douche: What gives, bro? You told me you had them! So you dragged me over to this fucking aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them. So where the fuck are they? SPILL THE BEANS!
Refried: Que?
Douche: Beans, I swear to fucking God if you don't shut the fuck up!