The Best Rosabel Quotes

Katherine: [to House] The pageant starts in an hour. You have to do something. There's something wrong inside her head. It's like she has no idea what's going on around her.
[waves her hand in front of Rosabel who doesn't react to what she's doing]
Dr. Gregory House: I thought she was just flirting with me.
[Katherine gives him a look and Rosabel stares blankly at him]
Dr. Gregory House: I can fix it, but it's gonna cost you... $3.75. I'm not just gonna give you my coffee.
[He hands his cup of coffee to Rosabel]
Dr. Gregory House: Think of it as Costa Rican sober juice.
Katherine: She's drunk?
Dr. Gregory House: That little minty scent hiding beneath the rose petal perfume and the cherry blossom moisturizer and the morning dew hair spray.
[to Rosabel]
Dr. Gregory House: You sneak into Mommy's bathroom and gulp some of her mouthwash?
Rosabel: [slurring her words] Gotta be perfect.
Dr. Gregory House: You spit it out?
Rosabel: Mommy doesn't.