The Best Roscoe Quotes

Cream: You know what don't make no sense is the service round this motherfucka! Bitch do you see us? I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please.
Waitress: I can get you a waffle, but all we got is the chicken from last night. I can bring you some of that if you want some meat.
Cream: Chicken and waffles?
Roscoe: That's it!
[Roscue runs out excitedly]