The Best Ryan Quotes

Ryan: You're like a double threat. Brains... and you're British.

Gary: So, Sarah, how long have you two been a couple?
Sarah: Oh, no! No, we're not. We just, we work together. I wouldn't, um, I wouldn't do that thing.
Gary: I see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you.
Sarah: No. No way. No, that's not...
Gary: Then again, I'm not the best judge of chemistry in the world.
[there's an awkward silence, followed by uncomfortable laughter]
Ryan: Oh, because your wife left you.

Michelle: We don't come to game night because we're dying to play Charades and s***, we come because we love you guys.
Kevin: Honestly, this is the best part of our week.
Ryan: Mine too, and I have a lot of options on the weekend.

Brooks: [dangling keys] Whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize: the keys to the Stingray.
Max: What?
Annie: Wow.
Ryan: [densely] Just the keys?
Brooks: No, Ryan, the whole car.
Ryan: [childishly] Oh, yes! Oh, man!

[the group shows up unannounced Gary's house, telling him they want a spontaneous game night]
Gary: I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.
[Gary steps away from the door and walks back into his dark house]
Annie: Do we follow him?
Max: It seems like it.
Sarah: Ryan, you go first.
Ryan: I'm scared.