The Best Sanji Quotes

Sanji: Don't
[pause]
Sanji: waste food. At sea, provoking a cook is the same as committing suicide. Remember that.

[repeated line]
Sanji: That's no way to treat a lady!

Niko: Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.
Monkey D. Luffy: What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?
Usopp: I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.
Niko: What are you saying?
Monkey D. Luffy: [both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!
Nami: It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!
Monkey D. Luffy: Don't care.
Nami: We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!
Usopp: Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...
Roronoa: [with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?
Nami: Can you idiots think for one second!
Sanji: [dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!
Nami: But they're surrounding us!

Sanji: [choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?
Monkey D. Luffy: How about the Orb test?
Usopp: Why that one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!
Usopp: That's your reason?
Monkey D. Luffy: Why? Which one would you pick?
Usopp: I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us...
[thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]
Usopp: On second thought, they all sound scary!

Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, there's the ship!
Sanji: Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!
Monkey D. Luffy: Love? I thought it was orbs!
Usopp: If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!

Monkey D. Luffy: Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!
Roronoa: I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!
Monkey D. Luffy: Come on, everyone join!
Sanji: I'll find the Great Blue!
Usopp: I'll be brave!
Nami: And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!

Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
Sanji: What games?
Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!
Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.
Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...
Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!

Tony: [after Luffy is taken off the ship by a giant bird] HELP! LUFFY... BIRD... DANGER... HELP!
Roronoa: [calmly] Did he ask for help?
Tony: Well, no.
Roronoa: Then don't worry about it.
Sanji: Yeah, he can handle himself.
Monkey D. Luffy: GUM-GUM PROPELLER!
[takes down the bird]
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, Sanji, can you cook this up?
Sanji: Sure thing.
Roronoa: Dibs on the drumstick.

Monkey D. Luffy: Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys!
[trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them]
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, what are these doing here?
Sanji: Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.
Monkey D. Luffy: Nah, I'll just throw them overboard.
[chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships]
Monkey D. Luffy: Now, let's fight these Navy guys!
[sees the ships full of harpoons]
Monkey D. Luffy: Oh...

Sanji: It's time to get a girl.