The Best Schmidt Quotes

Schmidt: Yeah, it's jumping floors, Lieutenant!
Lt. Steven McCaffrey: So, where's the second-in companies, huh?
Schmidt: Sorry, man, John Wayne time. You're on your own, boss.

Schmidt: Hey, Axe, you know this rug rat?
John: Know him? I practically raised him.
John: He never calls. He never writes.
Firefighter: [introducing himself] I'm Brian.
Grindle: I'm sorry.