The Best Scott Quotes

Scott: Open-heart surgery?
Dr. Gregory House: If you want both kids to live, it's the only choice.
Dr. Wilson: Due to the valve replacement, Matty will have to be on blood thinners to prevent potential clots.
Scott: For how long?
Dr. Wilson: Forever. He couldn't participate in contact sports because of the risk of hemorrhage.
Claudia: What about the marrow registry? Maybe they'll find a match.
Dr. Gregory House: Maybe they'll ride it here on a unicorn.

Scott: So e... exactly h... how sick are you gonna make Matty?
Dr. Wilson: He could get quite ill. This certainly won't be a pleasant experience for anyone, but it's our onl...
Dr. Gregory House: [interrupts] Ever get caught in the rain without an umbrella? That's all we're talking about here. Sign the form.
Dr. Wilson: It's a little more complicated than that. We'll also be doing leukapheresis. We run Matty's blood through a machine that filters out his white blood cells.
Claudia: But without his white cells, how can he get better in time?
Dr. Wilson: We'll pump the white blood cells back as soon as we have a diagnosis. Then we should be able to cure the infection in time to do the transplant.
Scott: But you can't guarantee?
Dr. Gregory House: We're not GM! No recalls, no rebates. Any more questions while your son's life slips away?