The Best Security Officer Quotes

[Milo is on the top of a building, drunk. He was playing with a toy wooden whale and he dropped it to ground level. He started looking around the town for a brief moment]
Security: Hey.
[Milo: a security guard behind him]
Security: What are you doing up here?
Milo: I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man.
Security: The fuck you said?