The Best The Skeleton Twins Quotes

Maggie: [speaking through car window to Milo] Do you think that I should have a baby? I mean... do you think I would be a good mom?
Milo: [Avoids eye contact staring out front screen thinking] errrrrrm... I don't... I don't know.
[Maggie looks away upset]
Milo: I mean... I er think you would be very attentive.
Maggie: Okay?
Milo: [Narrows eyebrows in confusion] Maybe a bit overprotective? Uptight?
Maggie: Gee, thanks
[glares at him]
Milo: I'm just being honest, it's a loaded question. I'm sorry.
Maggie: I think that I would be an excellent mom
Milo: [High pitched] Okay
[Maggie glares]
Milo: what do you want me to say?
Maggie: How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit?
[Milo opens mouth then looks away]
Maggie: you know you're so goddamn selfish Milo it's mind blowing.
[walks away before flipping him off as he calls her name]

Milo: Have you read "Marley and Me?"
Maggie: Yeah. Sad.
Milo: Why is it sad?
Maggie: You don't know what happens?
Milo: No, that's why I'm reading it.
Maggie: Sorry.
Milo: What?
Maggie: Nothing.
Milo: Does the dog die at the end?
Maggie: No. I didn't say that.
Milo: The fucking dog dies at the end.
Maggie: I'm didn't - I'm not saying anything!
Milo: Look how much I had left!
[Milo proceeds to throw the book onto the ground and sighs]
Maggie: I'm sorry I ruined it.
Milo: Maggie, I know the dog dies. Everyone knows the dog dies. It's the book where the dog dies.
Maggie: Asshole. I see you're getting your sense of humor back.
Milo: Yeah, they can't take that away from me.

Maggie: [Slightly drunk] Stop trying Judy. Stop trying. There are worse things than being a shitty mother.
Judy: [looking embarrassed and close to crying] So... if you've finished... vomiting all over me
[nervous laugh]
Judy: I'll just say er thank you for dinner and er Milo thank you for the invitation
[Milo looks over at her]
Judy: and I'm sorry that I've ended up being so toxic. I just want you both to know...
Maggie: [Turning away] oh my god.
Judy: ...I'm sending you the light... when it lands.
[leaves]
Milo: [Taking a drink of wine] Well at least she's sending us the light.

Milo: Some of us have our secrets, and some of us have our reasons, Maggie.

Milo: You're emotionally unstable.
Maggie: You're a prick!
Milo: You need professional help!
Maggie: Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself.
Milo: [Bitter] Maybe I should try fucking all my problems away.
Maggie: Well maybe next time you should cut deeper
[Tears up at what she said]

[Milo is on the top of a building, drunk. He was playing with a toy wooden whale and he dropped it to ground level. He started looking around the town for a brief moment]
Security: Hey.
[Milo: a security guard behind him]
Security: What are you doing up here?
Milo: I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man.
Security: The fuck you said?

Milo: Do you love him?
Maggie: Yeah, I do. He's... he's good.
Milo: Maybe good isn't your thing.

Milo: Look, it had nothing to do with you.
Maggie: That is bullshit. You're my brother. And we're supposed to be there for each other. And if you don't get that by now, then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another ten years.

Maggie: He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife.
Milo: You're not a whore.
Maggie: [interrupts] Oh, really?
Milo: [continues] So don't say that, please.
Maggie: What would you call it, then?
Milo: You're a restless housewife with whore like tendencies.
[Maggie chuckles]

Maggie: You ruined my marriage!
Milo: What marriage?
Maggie: Fuck you.

Milo: Fucking people.