The Best Smalljon Umber Quotes

Ramsay: When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners. My beloved father, the Warden...
Smalljon: Your father was a cunt, and that's why you killed him. I might've done the same to my father if he hadn't done me the favor of dying on his own.
Ramsay: My father was poisoned by our enemies.
Smalljon: Mm.
[knows better]

Smalljon: WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
Umber: WE DO!
Smalljon: WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
Umber: WE DO!
Smalljon: SHOW ME!