The Best Sour Bill Quotes

Sour: Now I remember.
[walking up to Vanellope]
Sour: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta: I remember, she's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis: Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead: [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sugar: *What?* No, no, no, please...
Fix: Oh, my land!
Sergeant: Oh! This place just got interesting.
Taffyta: [crying] I don't want to die!
Vanellope: Ah, I'm just kidding.
Taffyta: You are?
Vanellope: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta: [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!

Wreck: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour: Nothing...
Wreck: Talk!
Sour: No!
Wreck: I'll lick you.
Sour: You wouldn't.
Wreck: Oh, yeah?
[licks Bill]
Sour: Ugh! That's like sandpaper!
Wreck: Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
Sour: I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck: Fair enough.
[pops Bill into his mouth]
Wreck: Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason!
[takes him out]
Wreck: Had enough yet?
Sour: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!