The Best Steve Brady Quotes

Miranda: You're gonna see me with this baby and think you're in love with me.
Steve: I don't know, I've seen you with my dog and you mostly just seem uncomfortable.

Miranda: I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.
Steve: Yeah, you are, but you're my asshole.
Miranda: That's sweet and gross at the same time.

Steve: Miranda, it's still me.
Miranda: Is it?

Miranda: I can't have dinner with you. I don't even know you.
Steve: You slept with me!
Miranda: It's a different thing!

Miranda: [opening the door to find Steve proposing to her] What - are you fucking crazy?
Steve: [pause] That's your answer?