The Best The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 2, Episode 18 Quotes

Max: [running in] Faster, faster, faster.
Nurse: Max, running around like this could be fatal.
Max: Fine, you die and I'll get a new nurse.

Max: [to Will] You think you'll live forever, me, I know better.

William: I thought you died.
Max: In Pittsburgh I died, it wasn't my fault, I was opening for a seal.

William: I'm gettin' out of here before Dr. Hannibal Lector shows up.

Nurse: Max, you're supposed to be in therapy.
Max: I played there 40 years ago. Bad theater, lousy audience.

Vivian: [when Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv are in Geoffrey's room] He's not here, Phillip. Let's go.
Philip: Vivian, do you really want Hilary to find out she was conceived during a Sly Stone concert?
[they search the room. Uncle Phil sits on the bed and everyone under it cries out]
Philip: All right. Everybody out.
[everyone gets out from under the bed]
Vivian: What are you doing here?
William: What are YOU doing here? And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row.
Hilary: Is that why you always play "Hot Fun in the Summertime" on my birthday?
Carlton: And where was I conceived?
William: Probably at a white sale.