The Best Theodore Gottlieb Quotes

Reuben: Mind your own business! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Ray: OKAY!

Mark: Klopek... what is that, Slavic?
Reuben: NO.
Mark: 'Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

Reuben: Okay, hep kids! Get off my car!
Ricky: Dude, it's cool, you should hang with us! We called the Pizza Dude!
Reuben: YOU IDIOT, YOU SUBMORON, YOU!