The Best Therapist Quotes

Therapist: And how often do you have this dream?
Michael: Just once...
Therapist: Oh, well that's not too...
Michael: ...a night.

Michael: In two weeks I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my Triple-A rated license back.
Therapist: To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past. Quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
Michael: I don't have validation issues. i have a licensing issue