The Best TV Narrator Quotes

TV: [Squidward turns on the television, only to see a documentary about boxes] It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.
Old: [channel changes to Old Man Jenkins in an Austrian accent] The equation is illustrated here by this box.
Nat: [channel changes to a soap opera] I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.
Abigail: That's what I got *you!*
Squidward: [increasingly frustrated] Isn't there anything on that isn't about *boxes?*
News: [channel changes to boxing match] And welcome back to Championship Boxing!
Squidward: I guess this is OK. I mean, it's not really about boxes.
[the bell rings and two boxes go at each other]
Squidward: I give up.