Top 20 Quotes From Tyrese Gibson

Roman: [an armed UAV is in pursuit of the car in which are Tej, Roman and Ramsey] First a tank, then a plane, now we got a spaceship?
Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone.
Roman: Oh, it's a drone? Now you're gonna be articulate and break it down like you already know what the hell is going on?
Tej: Shut your ass and drive the car!

Roman Pearce: Come on, man. Hook a brother up, please?
White: No. And you're not my brother.
Roman Pearce: Brother from another mother. You ever heard that phrase?

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF: Pocket!
Captain: Which pocket?
USAF: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

Roman Pearce: You say what? This shit just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity! Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy!

Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?
[Everyone looks at Roman]
Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?
Brian: Cause you got the biggest mouth.
Tej: That is for damn sure.

Roman Pearce: You only live once, lets do this!

Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.
Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.

Captain: [points a gun at Simmons] Take him to his car!
[a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7]
Tom: Whoa whoa whoa...
Agent: Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?
Captain: You know, we didn't ask to be here.
Agent: I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...
USAF: S-7 don't exist!
Captain: Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
Agent: I'm gonna count to five, okay...
Captain: Well, I'm gonna count to three.
[cocks his gun]

Earl: All right, we're passing 50,000 feet! Time to get ready, boys.
Roman: What we supposed to be doing with these old-ass suits that ain't been used since World War I?
Tej: Oh, I'm sorry, "Astronauts 'R' Us" was closed for shopping today. Listen, these suits are just like space suits. They both account for pressure differential. Only thing is we may blow up like balloons just a little bit. That's the only difference.
Roman: What?
Sean: We just hit the launch altitude. You guys ready for a five count?
Roman: No, man! I'm barely ready to go scuba diving in this old-ass thing.
Tej: Don't listen to him. We ready!
Roman: "We"?
Tej: Yes, I said "we"! I thought you was invincible! Let's see how "invincible" your black ass is after this... punch it!
Roman: No! Tej!
[the Pontiac Fiero is rocket-propelled into orbit]

Dominic: How 'bout you tell us where that device is?
Ramsey: I mailed it to a friend. In Abu Dhabi.
Brian: That was pretty easy. That other team wanted to torture you for that information.
Ramsey: I didn't trust them. I trust you.
Letty: [Letty scoffs] Now why would you trust us? You barely know us.
Ramsey: I know enough.
[looks at Brian]
Ramsey: Ex-cop. Military, something like that. The way you took out those guys shows training.
[looks at Tej]
Ramsey: Tech guy, offended by the hacker remark, naturally.
[looks at Dom and Letty]
Ramsey: Alpha. Ms. Alpha.
[looks at Roman]
Ramsey: Joker.
Roman: Wrong.
[stands up and smiles]
Roman: Double alpha. Man-candy. You know what I'm saying?
Tej: [everyone laughs] Man, sit your candy ass down.
Roman: [Roman stops smiling and sits down] The disrespect is real around here.

Roman: [after Tej ejects his car out of the plane] I hate you, Tej!

Roman Pearce: [laughs] Really!
[laughs]
Roman Pearce: Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?

Roman: [after Tej parachutes his car from the plane] I hate you, Tej!

Roman: First a tank, then a plane... Now we got a spaceship?
Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone!
Roman: Oh it's a drone? Now you gonna break it down and be articulate... like you already know what the hell is going on?
Tej: Shut your ass up and drive the car!

Roman: [at Han's funeral] Promise me something, Brian. I don't wanna go to any more funerals.
Brian: Only one more.
[spots Deckard Shaw's car driving by]
Brian: His.

Roman Pearce: $11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [pulls her gun on Roman] They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

Roman: [about the prince's party] They're telling me they party here like this every day. I might have to move out here. I think I'm gonna start a new culture, It's called Blarab, you know, like black Arab.