The Best Velma Darcy Quotes

Kim: We could both get jobs, Mama.
Velma: You wanna dance naked in Wichita Falls? You want me to dance naked too? The Dancin' Naked Idiot Family?
Jamie: [listening in a van] These family talks are SO heartwarming.
Detective: Yeah, I just hope nobody throws the vase with the microphone in it.

Velma: [to Kim Triandos] Oh, girl... you are as dumb as a sack of hair.