The Best Ward Quotes

Ward: Just roll it across. Roll it across!
Deputy: Push it.
Ward: It won't work that way, it'll only smear. Roll it across!
Deputy: Look, sonny boy, if you don't put your grubby hand there, I'm gonna to break it off!
[Rambo refuses. Galt slam the fingerprint supplies with a nightstick]
Deputy: Put it down, you dummy!
Sheriff: Art, what the hell's going on down here?
Deputy: Nothing I can't handle.
Ward: He won't let us print him well.
[Rambo wipe of the ink with a sheet]
Ward: Leave the ink on your hand!
[Sheriff Teasle finds out the problem with Rambo for refusing to be fingerprinting]
Sheriff: Just what is your problem, huh? Listen, hardcase. As things stand right now, you're facing the end of a 90 day incarceration. Plus a $250 fine, which you don't look to me like you can pay. At 10:00 tomorrow morning, you're going up in front of that judge. And you're think we're tough. We're gonna make you more presentable for your courtroom appearance. Between now and then, you can just impress the hell outta me by doing exactly as you're told.
[Take the wrapping paper and thrown out]
Sheriff: Clean him up.