The Best Whitney Quotes

Whitney: Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?
Dr. Gregory House: Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes, absolutely.

Dr. Gregory House: [to Whitney] You didn't know you were pregnant?
Whitney: How do you... You know that just from the headache?
Dr. Gregory House: How do I know? I missed my period. I got fat, threw up. Oh no, wait. That's how you know.

Dr. Gregory House: [to Whitney] Hi. I'm Greg.
Whitney: Hi. I'm Whitney.
Dr. Gregory House: Hi, Whitney. How can I help you?
[limps to a stool and sits down]
Whitney: I have a... a terrible headache.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll get you fixed up. Is there anything else you need like a bottle of water? Coffee? Mint tea?
Whitney: No, but that's so nice. Usually the clinic doctors were kinda rushed.
Dr. Gregory House: If you can't be nice, why be a doctor.