The Best Wyatt Russell Quotes

Ford: The tower, Private Boyce!

John: Do you know who I am?
Rudy: Yes, I do. And I don't care.

Ford: Welcome to France, boys.
Boyce: [curious] What happened here?
Ford: Some questions aren't good answers.

Willoughby: We came for a good time, not for a long time.

Roper: [singing] I'm Rope a Dope. A proud Cherokee. I stay busy chopping girls' cherry trees. I'll show you my buns if the booze is free. Hands on the wheel and fondue my cheese. Hey, ladies, please pass me another. I'm not a rubber lover glover, I don't need no love buffer. I'ma do like Pete Ward and go undercover. Make a sister leave a brother. We goin' make a little trouble.
McReynolds: [exhales, speaking] You're the new guy?
Dale: [resuming song] Dale Douglas! Flier than a Cutlass Supreme. Southeast Texas Cherokees. We the team. Finn, me, and Coma. We got Mac in between. Number one position player. Make these girls wanna scream. Wakin' up in a dream. Lucid so sweet. We make you toothless. To put it plain and simple. We the cream of the crop. Cherokees are never leavin' the top. Douglas.
Willoughby: My name is Wiiloughby. I know the master plan. I got the sun and the stars in the palm of my hand. Carl Sagan knows the universe is eternal. I'm gonna burn this down till my brain's a kernel.
Finnegan: Dr. Finnegan, so epicurean. Indulge in the BMOC. There's only one thing bigger than my IQ. And it stops around my knee. Let me drop a Finnegism and make a Finnegasm. Expand the universe. Make it shudder and spasm. 'Cause when you party like a savage. Speak like a poet. You cha-chao before you even know it.
Brumley: [rapping in fast monotone] Hey, guys. The name's Alex Brumley. I'm gonna break it to you fresh. All the guys around here punch me. 'Cause they know that I'm the best. It's my first days of college. I'm just trying to fit in. So won't you come with me and please be my friend? Please?
Nesbit: Brumley, shut the fuck up!
[sings]
Nesbit: Now, I'm Nesbit. No shame with no game. I'm throwing money down the drain like no thing. The best in a-gambling. Nesbit's a-rambling. Submarine pitch. And the Mac can't handle it. Cherokee chow. Coo-coo-capow in Texas. With the cactus and cows. Amityville? More like Amity-vile. Sick to the bone but we come with style.
Coma: So they call Coma. Told the girl "hop on." Throwing cheers to my boys. 'Cause I'm a superstitious fella. Known to get a little drunk. But I'm here to make some noise.
Jay: Master plan for a higher man. Do it all wrong. Don't fuck it up to make it all right. Drink my cup. Schlong as long as the Nile's bong. Hit it, bitch, I'm 95 strong. I'm the raw dog. Rawest of raw. Four screwdrivers. One fat straw, baby!
Plummer: My name's Tyrone but they call me Plum. I call the whole game but they call me dumb. Beer for breakfast. My Cap'n Crunch. Spread your girl's legs and then I have lunch.

John: [enraged] WHERE IS SHE?
Nico: It wasn't me... It wasn't me!
[John proceeds to ram the shield multiple times into Nico, killing him as onlooking pedestrians watch in horror; all the while recording and taking photos of John]

Ford: This.
[shows Wafner the blood-filled syringe]
Ford: What is this?
Wafner: Our greatest achievement. With it, we create super-Nazis; A thousand year army and it's thousand year soldiers.

John: Morgenthau! Let's finish this!
Karli: I didn't mean to kill your friend. I don't want to hurt people that don't matter.
John: ...You don't think Lemar's life mattered?

John: If you had the chance to take the serum, would you do it?
Lemar: Hells, yeah.
John: You wouldn't be worried about how it might... how it might change you?
Lemar: I mean, power just makes a person more of themselves, right? Karli Morgenthau. Steve Rogers.
John: And me?
Lemar: You already have three Medals of Honor. You consistently make the right decisions in the heat of battle.
John: Yep. Three badges of excellence to make sure I never forget the worst day of my life. We both know that the things that we had to do in Afghanistan to be awarded those medals felt a long way from being right. Being Cap is the first time I've had the chance to do something that actually feels right.

Bucky: You ever jump on top of a grenade?
John: Yeah. Actually, I have. Four times. It's a thing I do with my helmet. It's a reinforced helmet. It's a long story, but, any...

John: And we're pretty sure it's one of the Big Three, so...
Sam: Aliens, androids, or wizards?
John: Pretty sure.
Bucky: There's no such thing as wizards.
John: All right, then it's aliens, or androids...
Sam: Or Super Soldiers.

[last lines]
Ford: [holding Wafner's gold lighter after using it to ignite some explosives] I think I'm now done with this

John: [the remaining Flag Smashers are lured into a trap through their own phone app by Bucky and Walker] "Mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice."
Bucky: It's a great app. Thank you.
Bucky: [the Flag Smashers are taken into custody by ground troops] Lincoln? Really?
John: Great man. Great quote.
Bucky: Not when you say it.

Wafner: [He and Ford are mutating] How's it feel to have the blood of eternity inside you?
Ford: [dismissive] It feels not fucking right

John: [as Bucky stares at him] Does he always just stare like that?
Sam: You get used to it.