The Best Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

Hilary: There is just something I'm dying to know.
Sonya: Yes, I did it. And he deserved to be slapped.

Vivian: Sonya, would you like anything.
Sonya: Oh, I'm stuffed darling, I couldnt eat a thing. Except for that chocolate cake over there, can I have a teensy, weensy piece please.
[Vivian hands her a tiny piece]
Sonya: Oh, I said a little piece, not a crumb.

Erika: I thought all professors wear glasses.
Professor: Oh not at all, my eyes are ametropic and completely refractable.
Erika: From here they look blue.

Professor: [after being introduced] Mrs Tiffany-Smith, you don't know what a pleasure this is.
Erika: I certainly intend to find out.

Mrs. Lovey Howell: You must excuse me, darling!
Erika: I always have!

Sonya: Please Darling, your too kind. No Pictures.

Gilligan: I can't believe it - you're for real!
Erika: Thank you, darling!
[Touches Gilligan's nose]
Erika: I can see that you're for real, too.
[Alluding to plastic surgery, for which Gabor was famous]

Erika: [first lines - admiring her yacht captain] Ah yes, I *must* have you promoted.