The Best Alma Lindstrom Quotes

Rose: I want you all to meet my mother, Mrs. Lindstrom. THIS IS BLANCHE AND THIS IS DOROTHY AND SOPHIA!
Dorothy: VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. TELL ME HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
Alma: IT WAS JUST FINE!
[to Rose]
Alma: Which one of them is hard of hearing?

Rose: Now come on, why don't you take a nap while I fix you something to eat?
Alma: Rosey, I'm not a child. I don't need a nap.
Rose: There's nothing wrong with take a nap - Bob Hope takes naps!
Sophia: Unless he's in the bedroom, now, taking one I think she'd rather stay here with us.

Rose: I know I drive you crazy, but it's just because I love you so much. You know, after daddy died, I just thought I'd never get over it. And Charlie... Well, there's not a day goes by that I don't think about him. And now that you're getting older, I'm afraid I'm gonna lose you too. That's why I fuss over you so much.
Alma: I understand, Rosie, but stopping me from living isn't going to stop me from dying.
Rose: [They hug] Oh, I can't stand to think about it!
Alma: Well, then, don't. Let's just enjoy what we have...

Alma: [with $500 she won] Sophia, what time does that mall close? I feel like doing something wild. I know, I'll buy you some of that bikini underwear!
Sophia: Nah, it rides up on me.