The Best Angel Quotes

Angel: You were lying.
Stan: I'm not lying.
Angel: Did you shoot your load with your wife earlier? No room for seconds with your mistress?
Stan: Angel, what's wrong? You're acting crazy. Are you drunk?
Angel: Aahh-naah. I want to know the truth. Just say it. You're more attracted to her than you are to me. She must have those nice round hips after havin' those babies, right?
Stan: Come on, baby. Come on. It's just the booze. It's just the booze. Come on.
Angel: No.

Angel: What's your deal here? Usually, the ones like you are either gay won't admit it or straight but too afraid to ask their wife to stick a finger up their behind.
Stan: [CHUCKLES] Jesus. I'm neither of those things. I'm not gay. I don't understand. You hadn't touched me. Not a blow job in the car or nothing. But you want to possess me. Why? What are you? I'm no one. I want what I'm supposed to want, I wear what I'm supposed to wear, and I work where I'm supposed to work. I stand for nothing. I've never fought in a war and I probably won't ever have to, 'cause the next one's gonna kill us all. I can buy things I can't afford, which means they're never really mine. I don't live. I don't believe. I accumulate. I'm a brand a middle-class white guy. But you're who you are even though the price you pay for it is being disinvited from the rest of the world. I'm the one playing dress-up. Is it wrong to want to be with one of the few people in the world who isn't, to have one person in my life who I know is real?
Angel: You think of me as a real woman?
Stan: You'd be crazy to choose this life if you didn't have to.