The Best Beanie Quotes

Bernard: Damnit! I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 fucking hours!
Hooker: Fuck you, pussy!
Bernard: Hey! We did that dance, bitch!

Bernard: [on the phone with pimp, as one of the hookers falls over and breaks a glass table] Whoa! Heh! I hope you provide some serious medical insurance, 'cause one of your bitches just got fucked up!

Bernard: [to hookers as they start to get up] Y'all stuck on sundial. Ya gotta be on stopwatch.

Bernard: Hey, yo, bitch! You forgot your hat!
[throws wig at hooker]