The Best Copshop Quotes

Valerie: [At an angry Mitchell] You have an open-door policy!
Duane: I also have a no-pain-the-ass policy...

Anthony: Yeah, well. You in the cop business. So that makes you a murderer. But I'm in the murder business, so that just makes me a laborer. You see how that works?

Valerie: ...and I just took an adrenaline shot, so I'm feeling a little rambunctious...

Anthony: The man bun... You look like Tom Cruise in that samourai picture nobody watched.

Valerie: It's not the brush, it's the "art-eest"

Valerie: Bullets before prayers.
Teddy: Is that a poem?