The Best Copshop Quotes
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Valerie: [At an angry Mitchell] You have an open-door policy!
Duane: I also have a no-pain-the-ass policy...
Anthony: Yeah, well. You in the cop business. So that makes you a murderer. But I'm in the murder business, so that just makes me a laborer. You see how that works?
Valerie: ...and I just took an adrenaline shot, so I'm feeling a little rambunctious...
Anthony: The man bun... You look like Tom Cruise in that samourai picture nobody watched.
Valerie: It's not the brush, it's the "art-eest"
Valerie: Bullets before prayers.
Teddy: Is that a poem?