The Best Beaver Baker Quotes

Beaver: [to Shah] Hey, we still on for tonight?
Shah: Dude, what?
Beaver: Poker. I want to whip them janitors like last time.
Shah: Not now, Beaver.
Beaver: What's wrong with now?
Shah: We're in an emergency.
Beaver: Man, this ain't no emergency. It's one crackpot with a grudge.
[dips his finger in a cup of yogurt]
Beaver: [to Captain Collins] I'd invite you, Ma'am, but there'll probably be a bit of locker room talk.
[lasciviously licks the white yogurt off his finger]
Beaver: [to Shah] I've been practicing against some of the best players in the world with this little green guy
[points to green notebook]
Beaver: . Thing's probably more powerful than this entire room.
JJ: Great story, Beaver. In what chapter do you shut the f**k up?