The Best Beer Can Quotes

Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
Beer: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Krinkler's: Yeah!
Cookies: And stops eating us!
Sandwich: Same here!
Pop: Fuck yeah!
Toilet: And when he stops using us!
Krinkler's: What did they do to you?
Toilet: [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!