The Best Bigfoot Quotes

Bigfoot: [weakly, from his hospital bed] Will...
Dr. Will Zimmerman: [shocked, as Bigfoot hasn't spoken in Zimmerman's presence before] Did you just...?
Bigfoot: It... isn't... true...
Dr. Will Zimmerman: What?
Bigfoot: There is such a thing as monsters.

Bigfoot: Here, let me help you.
Kate: [as Bigfoot boosts Kate up to the elevator's ceiling emergency door] Hey! Watch where the hands go, wookie!

Kate: So, was I right? I mean, the boss still has the hots for tall, bald, and deadly? Man, I thought I had relationship issues. What about *you*, big guy? Anyone special in your life?
Bigfoot: I mate every five years.
Kate: [incredulous] With *who*?

Bigfoot: How does a flying abnormal fall to his death?
Ashley: [examining the corpse] Somebody literally clipped his wings.

Dr. Helen Magnus: Stop doting on me. It makes my teeth itch.
Bigfoot: Mine too. Now, eat.

Caleb: I greeted you like a brother, and this is the thanks I get?
Bigfoot: You're not my brother.