The Best Emilie Ullerup Quotes

Ashley: Don't you just want to squeeze them?

Ashley: Henry! Have you had a chance to check out my Nubbins?
Henry: [appears confused] Oh, you mean the... No, but I would like to.
[the creatures turn transparent when Henry approaches]
Ashley: Hey... Oh, guys, come on, there's nothing to be afraid of
Henry: [sneezes] Oh, man, I think I'm allergic.
Ashley: Well, you better get used to them, they're the coolest thing we ever brought back.
[the Nubbins rematerialize]
Henry: Hey... huh, I gotta admit, your nubbins are pretty amazing.
Ashley: Don't you just wanna squeeze them?
Henry: [looks pained]

Ashley: [while shooting invading creatures] Mom! I'm home!

Dr. Helen Magnus: What happened?
Ashley: Nothing major. Sylvio and I ran into a bit of trouble.
Dr. Helen Magnus: Trouble?
Ashley: Some superfast psychopathic dude. Nothing we couldn't handle.
Dr. Helen Magnus: How fast?
Ashley: Pretty hot moves for a tall guy. He had a great accent, too. Kind of like yours, only more evil.

Ashley: Hey, Henry, wanna check out my nubbins?

Bigfoot: How does a flying abnormal fall to his death?
Ashley: [examining the corpse] Somebody literally clipped his wings.

Sylvio: I'll be fine. Go.
Ashley: You sure?
Sylvio: Ash, I gotta scream like a girl now. I don't need witnesses.

Dr. Will Zimmerman: Okay, favorite album.
Ashley: Nevermind.
Dr. Will Zimmerman: What, is it that personal?
Ashley: [laughing] No, Nevermind, Nirvana.
Dr. Will Zimmerman: Oh.
Ashley: You?
Dr. Will Zimmerman: Joshua Tree, obviously.
Dr. Helen Magnus: Sgt. Pepper, and Rhapsody In Blue.
Dr. Will Zimmerman: That's two.
Dr. Helen Magnus: Over the course of two lifetimes. Gershwin played it for me while he was writing it.
Dr. Will Zimmerman: And no doubt you've watched the sun come up with the Beatles.
Dr. Helen Magnus: Just one of them.