The Best Burnham Quotes

Junior: She's coming down to you!
Burnham: Hey, I told you, I don't hurt people.

Burnham: [hearing an ominous clicking sound] Turn the gas off. Turn the gas off right now.

Meg: Open the door so I can give her the shot.
Burnham: If we open the door you'll shoot us!
Meg: So give her the shot yourself!

Burnham: This is what I do; if some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in, do you really think I'd still have a job?

Junior: [shouts] Worst that's gonna happen is... is they'll pass out. They'll have a hang over.
Burnham: How are we gonna get in there if they pass out, Junior?
Junior: [pauses] Cut it back a little.

Burnham: Do you need this?
[Sarah nods yes]
Burnham: Can you do it yourself?
[Sarah nods no]
Burnham: What happens if you don't get it?
Sarah: [weak whispering] Coma. Die.

Burnham: Who are you?
Raoul: I'm Raoul.

Junior: How do we get into that room?
[Burnham laughs]
Junior: Hey! What is funny about this? Is this shit funny to you?
Burnham: Well, I spent the last 12 years of my life building these rooms specifically to keep out people like us.
Junior: It's all so ironic and amusing, okay? Now, how do we get in?

Raoul: [to Sarah] Don't you look at me.
Burnham: Hey, all I know about this is what I've seen on TV. You gotta talk me through this.
[fills syringe with insulin]
Burnham: Nice house you guys got. Mom's rich?
Sarah: Dad's rich. Mom's just mad.
Burnham: Like this?
Sarah: Tap it.
Burnham: I wish I could put my kid in a place like this. Not that I didn't try. Just sometimes things they don't work out the way you want them to. Wasn't supposed to be like this. You weren't supposed to be here.
Sarah: Thanks.
[reads jumpsuit]
Sarah: Burnham.
Burnham: Wasn't supposed to be like this.

Raoul: This kid has seen my face.
Burnham: Yeah, well, that's not my problem.
Raoul: Yeah it is. You're here with me. You're on the hook too.
Raoul: [Raoul looks at Sarah] Do one. Same price for the rest.
Burnham: Stay the fuck away from me.

Burnham: He's telling the truth.
Raoul: Yeah, he's telling the truth... you know how I know? Cause when I do this...
[Raoul points the gun at Burnham]
Raoul: ...people don't lie.

Burnham: Nice house you guys have got.
Burnham: Your mom's rich.
Sarah: Dad's rich.
Sarah: Mom just married it.