The Best Lydia Lynch Quotes

[after being told about panic room]
Meg: This whole thing makes me nervous.
Lydia: Why?
Meg: Ever read any Poe?
Lydia: No, but I loved her last album!

Lydia: Hey, kid! No elevator!

Lydia: Hey, kid! No scooter!

Lydia: [First Lines] I wrote it all down: 4,200 square feet, four floors. Perfect. Courtyard in back, south-facing garden. Perfect.
Meg: Shouldn't we just wait for the car service?
Lydia: No, we'll sit in traffic forever.
Meg: Is that the listing sheet?
Lydia: There is no listing sheet. I heard about it this morning. It'll be gone by this afternoon.
Meg: Well, how many more after this one.
Lydia: None. You know how tight the market is.