The Best Camille Braverman Quotes

[Kristina is preparing dinner with Max, who has recently begun puberty, when Zeek and Camille arrive]
Zeek: Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid?
Max: Hi, Grandpa. I have pubic hair.
Camille: Oh, congratulations!
Zeek: There you go.
Camille: That's so great.
Zeek: All right.
Kristina: Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. It's not appropriate.
Max: Well, it's not dinner yet.
Kristina: Okay. We're gonna talk about that later, okay?
Max: It's not dinner. The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses.
Camille: That's right!
Zeek: Ooh.
Max: But I don't know what that is. It also said that boys start at their first ejaculation.
Camille: [laughing] Correct!
Zeek: Hey.
Kristina: Okay, buddy...
Max: I haven't ejaculated yet.
Camille: Well...
Zeek: Give it time.
Camille: Yeah, it won't be long.
[Camille and Zeek laugh]
Max: It says that, uh - the Internet says that when I do, I will begin to see girls in a new and exciting way.
Camille: Boy, that's probably true.
Zeek: Oh, well, that's - a whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, believe you me, you start ejaculating.
Kristina: Oh my god. Okay.
Max: Do you ejaculate, Grandpa?
Kristina: No, Max! No, please...
Camille: Whenever he possibly can.
Zeek: Do I ejaculate? Oh man, do I ever. I tell you.
Kristina: Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate.