The Best Captain Boomerang Quotes

Captain: Why're you in prison?
Harley: I got road rage... in a bank.

Blackguard: [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?
Captain: A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!
Harley: Oh my god, you're a werewolf?
Blackguard: YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!
[struggles to get free]
Rick: Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...

Javelin: What does T.D.K stand for?
T.D.K.: What?
Javelin: Your name is T.D.K., correct?
T.D.K.: Yeah.
Javelin: And it stands for what?
T.D.K.: ...It stands for me. It's what a name is.
Javelin: Your name is letters?
Captain: All names are letters, dickhead.