The Best Captain Eddie Penisi Quotes

Captain: [quoting Giuseppe's account of the fire in the old newspaper] I turned and saw the flames reach the Man in the Plumed Hat and, as the paint melted, it was as if the man was crying.

Captain: Rhonda, technically, if a meteor hit somebody, they would die instantly. And of course, if they survived, anything hot enough to melt those forceps would burn right through his chest cavity.
Rhonda: Thanks for that Eddie; hey, I hear the beef jerky truck just showed up. Why don't you grab something?
Captain: O.k., sure, yeah.

Captain: [acting as T.V. show technical consultant] Rhonda this isn't how it works.
Rhonda: Research says people don't know how it works, so it's o.k.
Captain: Yeah, but if she gave him a person-to-person transfusion like this, the chances of her killing him are remarkably high. Like, he's gonna die.
Rhonda: People don't care, Eddie.