The Best Marcus Henderson Quotes

Ike: We're all going back to Station 24, just like that? It's almost too easy, Luce.
Granville: What about Andy? Is Andy coming back?
Ike: No, no, definitely not. He's working full time for his uncle's carpet company now.
Lucy: I thought he didn't love that job.
Ike: No, he's in the showroom now, and apparently it's pretty *low-key*
Granville: Oh, is that what he's looking for? Something *low-key*
Lucy: Low-key's cool.

[the away team escaped from one dangerous room, and has entered a room with a collection of skeletons, including a giant humanoid skeleton wearing a TOS-era blue commander's uniform hanging from the ceiling. Mariner sees Siggi, who left them to fend for themselves in the previous room]
Ensign: [sarcastically] Hey! Thanks for helping out back there. You couldn't lend a frickin' tentacle?
Collector: Get your lousy hands off me.
[Walks away, as Kayless's Fornication Helmet falls out of Siggi's vest]
Ensign: [gasp] . Kayless's sex helmet?
[angrily]
Ensign: You took it! That's what set off the ship! This is all your fault, you pervert!
[nicely]
Ensign: No judgment.
Collector: Oh, save it, Orion. I don't got to answer to nobody but me.
[dons helmet]
Collector: That's how I got on top, that's how I'm staying on top.
[Starts backing away from the away team towards a laser beam sensor along the floor]
Lieutenant: Don't move.
Collector: [scoffs] I'm done listening to youse.
[he crosses the laser beam, an alarm blares, and the giant skeleton drops from the ceiling right on top of Siggi]
Ensign: [gasp] Maybe his helmet saved him?
[the giant's skull falls on top of the rest of the skeleton, decidedly finishing off Siggi]