The Best Carlos Reyes Quotes

Carlos: Guess he hit a nerve.
T.K. Strand: What is that supposed to mean?
Carlos: Nothing. Just seems like nobody's ever spoken to you that way before.
T.K. Strand: You think he's right?
Carlos: Do you?
T.K. Strand: You know I'm holding a dart.
Carlos: And I'm packing a piece.
T.K. Strand: That's hot.

Officer: We're talking about a 57-ton tank. You really think he'll stop for this?
Carlos: No, but hopefully his treads will get stuck when he tries to go over.
Officer: And if he decides to just shoot us with the cannon?
Carlos: Duck.

Carlos: You know, if you get yourself shot again, you're never making it out of the doghouse.
T.K. Strand: Maybe don't make us do your job for you next time.
Carlos: Firefighters. You really are a smug bunch.
T.K. Strand: You love it.

Michelle: What are we walking into here? Dispatch said something about a riot.
Carlos: Protest.
Michelle: It's a women's shelter. What are they protesting?
Carlos: Women. They're incels. Involuntary celibates.
Michelle: That's a thing? We used to just call them "losers."

Carlos: Why do I feel like he's doing a thing?
T.K. Strand: He's totally doing a thing.