The Best Charlie Schumaker Quotes

Charlie: [referring to Tina] A girl like that is always looking for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal.
Stanley: You don't know that, Charlie. She's an artist. She's... she's sensitive.
Charlie: Stanley, forget her. That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe." You don't need her, man. You need somebody a little more down to earth. Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with...
[sees Peggy]
Charlie: Red hair and full pouty lips, a white blouse, a green jacket and a name tag.
Stanley: [sarcastically] Boy, you really narrowed it down.

Charlie: [after Mr. Dickey leaves] Gee, I wish MY daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too.

Stanley: [last lines; on a bridge with Tina, holding the mask in his hand] You sure you're not gonna miss this guy? Once he's gone, all that's left is me.
[Without a word, Tina takes it from him, throws it into the water, then grabs and kisses him. Meanwhile, Charlie, watching them, gets out of the car and rushes over to the edge of the bridge to look for the mask. He sees it floating in the water, so he climbs over the railing and jumps in. Before he can reach it, however, he sees Milo swimming off with it, as if to keep Charlie away from the mask]
Charlie: [shocked] MILO!
Stanley: [Meanwhile, back on the bridge, Stanley and Tina finally pull out of their kiss. A wide grin crosses Stanley's face] SSSMOKIN'!
[Before the freeze, Stanley dips Tina and kisses her again]

Maggie: Stanley, you are the nicest guy. Really, you are.
Stanley: Yeah?
Maggie: Charlie, isn't Stanley the nicest guy?
Charlie: The best.
[Maggie walks off]
Charlie: That was THE most sickening display I've ever seen.
Stanley: I disagree. I think I'm wearing her down.