The Best Charlie Strong Quotes

May: I said I would wait.
Charlie: The man you're waiting for doesn't exist.

Charlie: Italians north, Italians south... He makes gin to take his mind off being stuck inside a prison.

Charlie: I'll drink to you Tom, you mad bastard.

Charlie: I have a stolen statue back there with its dick hanging out, waiting to be melted down.

Charlie: You okay, Danny?
Danny: I'm still in shock. You sure this isn't heaven?
Charlie: If it was heaven, what would I be doing here?

Thomas: I'm gonna spin a coin for your yard, Charlie.
Charlie: You goin' to what?
Thomas: If it's heads, Abe here takes all of this... With my blessing.
Charlie: Tommy!
Thomas: And if it's tails... I'll fuck your daughter, Mr Gold.