The Best Col. Robert Hogan Quotes

Col. Robert Hogan: I want you to sign this, sir. It's an authorization for us to discipline Newkirk.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Very well, very well.
Col. Robert Hogan: Finally decided on an appropriate punishment for him.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Wait a minute, it says that you're going to shoot him.
Col. Robert Hogan: Yes sir, at dawn tomorrow. Don't forget the middle initial.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: You can't shoot your own man. We can shoot him but you can't.