The Best Computer Quotes

Computer: Leonard Hofstadter. Access granted.
Leonard: I don't care if this thing's burning out my retinas. Makes me feel special.

[last lines]
Howard: Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, guys, hold me upside down.
[Sheldon and Leonard hold him head down in front of the optic scanner]
Computer: Howard Wolowitz. Access granted.
Howard: Yaaaay!