The Best Cookie Quotes

- If you really want me to bake yer biscuit, think about this, one day yer gonna be dirt.
- Dirt? When will they be dirt?
- Depends on when they go in the ground, ma'am.
Cookie: Don't it?
- Hey, not telling them don't mean it ain't true.

- It means a spanking, and a good one, if you say it again.
- Is he getting a spanking?
- Some form of one is probably headed his way, son.
- Mm-hmm. Come on.
Cookie: Line up!