The Best Crybaby Carl Quotes

Don: It's upload time. Right after we add some hashtags.
Crybaby: Hashtag zombie, hashtag apocalypse.
Don: Sure. I mean, we want people to see it. So...
[Types]
Don: Hashtag lesbians, hashtag twins, hashtag badonkadonk, hashtag bodacious tatas.
[Carl looks at him coldly]
Crybaby: It's disrespectful, Don E. Women with large breasts are born that way.
Don: Yeah, some of them.