The Best Dale Quotes

Dale: This plan is stupid. Let's just leave town now.
Dallas: 'Cause we're not going to make it out of town without weapons, dickhead. You're too stupid to talk, Dale. Shut up.

Ricky: Give me my keys.
Dale: [throws Ricky's key into the sewer drain] If you can find 'em in less then 30 minutes, asshole.

Dale: Shoot the fucking thing!
[the Predator shoots the alien and its acid blood burns Dale's face]