The Best Jesse Quotes

Jesse: [to Ricky as she reveals her swimsuit] I couldn't decide on which suit I wanted to wear, so... Now... you tell me... are you looking at me or the clock?

Jesse: [about Dale] I'm sorry. He can be such an asshole.
Ricky: Yeah, well... you've always known how to pick 'em, Jess.
Jesse: Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm getting ready to fire him.
Ricky: Fire him.