The Best David Quotes

Alex: You're wasting some good shit there.
John: Yeah, good shit. High alcohol content.
[he tears off a piece of pizza box and lights it with the stovetop]
Alex: What... what are you gonna do? You gonna burn me out?
John: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
David: Jesus Christ.
Alex: This is a meth lab, you idiot!
John: No. It was.

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David: Please, get me to a hospital. I can't breathe. I...